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daveissocoollike:

baconbreath:

look at these damn shirt dresses. all beautiful.

sources:
Jake English - oranges-lemons
Dave Strider & Bro Strider - derperistical
Andrew Hussie - couryielle
Doc Scratch - couryielle
Dave Strider - fruitgushers
Dave Strider & John Egbert - pavaal

god bless the homestuck fandom

Reblog if you met someone amazing this 2011.
((Oh hi people :/))

trickypirate:

((I just want to say I am SO sorry for everyone who follows/followed me. I’ve had school and tests and a new year which has MORE tests and I’m trying to learn drawings and new people and just BLARGH. I just mostly forgot about this blog :/ I’m so sorry, and I hope that you’ll all forgive me and I promise I’m going to at least TRY and be active here again!))

((Just so people know the reasons on both my blogs. Sorry People! :/ <3))

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hey there! how are you all??

OOC:

((Sorry for not posting much/posting anything interesting for a few days… School’s started up again, and the first week took a bit out of me, so I can’t think of many RP things to do, and since I’m not good at asking people for RP I’m slightly hopeless right now. So sorry to everyone following me for lack of activity!<3))

karkatfuckingvantasmeme:

Yes.
>John: Be suddenly inspired to take up a life of Agriculture.

You wish these commands weren’t quite so bizarre sometimes, but you do suddenly feel quite inspired! If he knew where Jade was he would likely go talk to her about it, but you don’t know where she might be right now, so you turn to your laptop instead! You shift off your bed and pick it up carefully, before stumbling as you make it back to your bed and lie down. You debate on what exactly you’re going to look up, but decide on looking up farms. Why not? That’s a good place to start if John ever wanted to take up this kind of life.

>John: Dismiss this idiocy and close your laptop immediately! 

You can hardly do that now! Your search for the simple life has simply gone too far! Of course, you don’t expect this inspiration to continue much longer, but you might as well pursue it while you can! You look at countless farms and greenhouses and agricultural projects…Yet nothing truly catches your eye. You’re slightly sad by this, but are determined to keep looking.

>John: Lose inspiration.

That happens after a mere 5 more minutes. You’ve looked at so many different places you don’t remember which is which, and you admit you didn’t really have a thorough search through any of them either. Nevertheless, at least you’ve looked a little. Maybe next time you talk to Jade you’ll have learnt some more stuff about it? You can hope so at least!

send a ship in my ask and i will rate it from one to ten!
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ask-tealstr4wb3rr13s:

H3LLO TH3R3 >:D

hi terezi! how are you? looks like you’ve been busy!

asklilnepetaleijon:

the-great-shippurr:

newageretrohippie:

bigkkat:

iamtheveerus:

honkshappily:

andrewhussiesanimewaifu:

kiitty kiitty kiitty.
do you want two pet the kiitty?
ye2, ii want two pet the kiitty.

ALL MY KISSES
I HONESTLY DON’T THINK ANYTHING ABOUT THIS COULD GET ANY CUTER

Can I just—

JFKDSAL;JFKA AS
;U;

my bABY….

(( &lt;3
This.
Is.
Adorable.))

 :33 &lt; i want to pet the kitties toooooo!!!!!

asklilnepetaleijon:

the-great-shippurr:

newageretrohippie:

bigkkat:

iamtheveerus:

honkshappily:

andrewhussiesanimewaifu:

kiitty kiitty kiitty.

do you want two pet the kiitty?

ye2, ii want two pet the kiitty.

ALL MY KISSES

I HONESTLY DON’T THINK ANYTHING ABOUT THIS COULD GET ANY CUTER

Can I just—

JFKDSAL;JFKA AS

;U;

my bABY….

(( <3

This.

Is.

Adorable.))

 :33 < i want to pet the kitties toooooo!!!!!